Lechona: When pigs go to heaven

Lechona at a friend's birthday party...

Lechona is by far one of my favorite Colombian dishes. It comes from the Department of Tolima and involves a whole pig – stuffed with rice, yellow peas and lots of bits of porky goodness. It is my go-to hangover meal, but i’d eat it on any given day. As with everything, there is good lechona and there is bad lechona.

I usually get mine at Carulla. Yes, I can just hear some of you gasping in horror. Carulla? The Colombian version of Publix or Kroger or Tesco or Cole’s? In other words, just your run-of-the-mill supermarket. Yes, but if you ask me, they have a pretty damn good lechona.  I don’t know who makes it or where it comes from but it’s good, not too greasy and you don’t have to look at the piggie’s head. Even Don Juan magazine agrees with me…

The lechona’s skin is crispy and delicious so long as you don’t let them microwave it – otherwise it’ll become chewy. Ask the server to heat it on the griddle and it’ll be perfect.

There are tons of places where you can get lechona and many are delicious, but convenience is key especially with Bogotá traffic. Some say that the best lechona is at the football stadium, some go to far away neighborhoods to choose from hoards of lechona hawkers, but chances are you have a Carulla  within walking distance and you can taste some of Tomila’s pride without any hassle.

There are too many Carulla’s to list addresses but if you ask around I’m sure you’ll find one nearby…

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Musical Interlude: Campesino by Cinemacinco

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A hole-in-the-wall “tienda” in La Candelaria

And I mean no disrespect when I say hole-in-the-wall; that’s just what it is…literally.

I’ve been considering the idea of embarking on an in-depth study of Colombia‘s snack vendors. It seems there is always a tienda or shopping cart-turned snack vendor right around the corner. Leading to the conclusion that Colombians are constantly snacking.

Notice that amid all the packaged food there are four little piles of fruit: apples, pears,  plums and peaches.

This place is in the historic downtown neighborhood of La Candelaria.

Stay tuned for more…

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El Portal de la Antigua: Colombia on a plate

I’m not a sports fan by any means but when the Colombian U-20 team won a few games this month, I have to admit, I got pretty excited. It’s always nice to have a winning team. That is, until Mexico came along and booted them out of the World Cup.

A sad day indeed, but it was good while it lasted and those boys made us proud….and hungry. So naturally I felt like trying out a popular spot for typical Colombian cuisine…El Portal de la Antigua.

The best way to try a bit of everything is by ordering the appetizer sampler basket which includes 4 empanadas, patacones (fried green plantain), pieces of morcilla (blood sausage), chicharrón (fried pork skin), and arepas with ají and hogao (a very common, popular and homey mixture of tomatoes and onions that you can put on pretty much anything and everything).

My main course wasn’t exactly pretty to look at but it tasted like comfort. Bistec a caballo or steak on horseback, is something i’ve always had when visiting and living in Colombia. It feels like a brunch thing for me, maybe because of the fried egg, but it can be eaten any time of day. The meat was wonderfully tender and the tomato and onion topping was soaked up beautifully by the side order of white rice.

We also ordered a Bandeja Paisa – the Department of Antioquia’s emblematic dish. It’s a wise choice to eat this earlier in the day because it isn’t exactly light fare: white rice, beans (not pictured – they came separately), chicharrón, ground meat, avocado, fried sweet plantain, chorizo, fried egg and an arepa.

There are several other options from different parts of Colombia and a good list of typical desserts, and even if you aren’t that into Colombian food, there are still a lot of alternatives to choose from.

I’m well aware that this kind of food can be found for a lot less in more “authentic” places, but sometimes paying for convenience (and cleanliness and service?) is worth the extra pesos. So yes, El Portal de la Antigua might be a little overpriced, but I had a good experience and would recommend it to locals and visitors alike.

On a side note, the main dining room has the ambience of a bus terminal – sorry, but it’s true. Try to go on a sunny day and sit at one of the four tables on the front patio or opt for delivery - EL PORTAL EXPRESS - it’s hard to be sure, but it seemed like the portions are bigger when you order delivery.

El Portal de la Antigua

(El Portal Express for delivery)

Calle 85 # 12-80

Tel: 530.1710 / 610.5630

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M.I.A.

Hello!

I’ll be up and writing again soon. Below is a picture that will hopefully excuse and explain my temporary absence:

Nina, my new pup.

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Anthony Bourdain in Colombia

A good friend from high school came to visit me last month and I made a point of feeding her well. We missed some of the “main attractions” like Monserrate and the Gold Museum but she didn’t seem to mind. She gave me the best compliment I can possibly think of:

“I feel like i’m on an episode of No Reservations! It’s amazing.”

To celebrate this, I give you Tony’s show on Colombia from a few years ago. It’s about time he came back…

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CONOSUR: The joy of eating with your hands

It seems like there’s always a new restaurant opening somewhere around Bogotá. They usually just come and go but Conosur, which opened in 2008, is still here breaking the mold of your average casual dining destination. The concept was inspired by the ‘temakerías‘ of Brazil specializing in hand rolls (large cone-shaped sheets of nori filled with sushi rice and a variety of ingredients). Sure, the concept sounds familiar and yet this isn’t your average temakería at all.

The food here is delicious and innovative and they make an awesome temaki, but for me Conosur’s real stars are their patacón cones – the Colombianization of the temaki. Thin sheets of fried green plantain expertly shaped into cones and then filled with quality ingredients. The results are – mouthwatering…

Mexican Shrimp Ceviche (stop drooling!)

Caribeño - shredded beef, ripe plantains, black beans, avocado and suero costeño (like sour cream)

With so many choices it’s hard to settle on what cones to order. Conosur makes it slightly easier for you by offering a variety of combinations of temaki, patacón and even rice krispie cones with home made ice cream.

For example, a Conosur Combo (your choice of 1 temaki, 1 patacón and 1 rice krispie cone) could look something like this:

  • Tempura Calamari temaki (pictured below)
  • Patacón Costeño (fried fish, coconut rice, and avocado)
  • Rice Krispie cone with two scoops of MILO brownie ice cream

A well rounded, satisfying, and did I mention mouthwatering meal is in the palm of your hand! And don’t be fooled by the “little” cones – you won’t be hungry afterwards.

Tempura Calamari with suero costeño, mango and masago

If you’re in Bogotá, I’d definitely recommend Conosur. After a few cones and some fresh fruit juice, you’ll probably be recommending it too.

Mora ice cream

Conosur has several locations around the city as well as a delivery option.

Usaquén: Calle 119 # 5-76

Calle 69: Calle 69A # 4/72

Conosur 81: Cra. 9 # 81-27

Conosur 84: Cra. 13 # 84-96

Tel: 235 0311

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“Wok to Walk” opens in Bogotá

Wok to Walk opened about two months ago in Bogotá’s Zona Rosa and has been receiving pretty good reviews so far. My first visit was a successful one. So much so that it made me want to go back a zillion times more. I think this desire has something to do with wanting to try out the infinite number of combinations until I find “the one”, or as Charlie Sheen calls it, the “cauldron of awesomeness“.

See, the system at this Dutch-based franchise is to choose a base of noodles, rice or veggies; protein/veggies; and a sauce. The wok chef then throws your selection into a wok and quickly stir fries the whole thing. It’s pretty hard to go wrong and if you do, maybe you just chose the wrong combination of flavors and textures.

Your selection of noodles or rice are first stir fried with an egg, some bean spouts and cabbage. Then comes your chicken, pork, tofu or whatever you’ve chosen plus any additional veggies. Finally comes the sauce, a few tosses in the wok and you’re set.

Rice noodles, shrimp, broccoli, cilantro, Bangkok sauce

The staff is friendly and helpful. The location is pretty convenient for a post-movie or pre-party meal, and for all practical purposes, it’s fast food – faster than a Colombian McDonald’s for sure – but healthier and affordable.

You know, I’ve been daydreaming about my next meal at Wok to Walk and I think it might go something like this: egg noodles, tofu, broccoli, shitake mushrooms, cilantro, bok choy and a coconut curry sauce…sounds good to me.

Wok to Walk

Carrera 13 # 82-23

www.woktowalk.com

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Bogotá Weekend Finds

I love it when I stumble upon new and interesting (and delicious) things, don’t you?

I almost couldn’t drag myself out of bed and onto the wet, cold streets of Bogotá this past Sunday but the independent design fair known as Las Puertas del Cielo was on at Parque del Chicó again and I had planned on going.

After a lot of thought and mustering up the necessary motivation, I finally pulled on my rain boots and trudged out into the rain with my umbrella – and I’m glad I did.

Pociones Para Untar - Fruit Spreads

The first find was POCIONES. They’ve been making really delicious fruit spreads (guanabana, maracuya with peach, lulo, tomato, agráz, and more), sea salts from the Carribean coast combined with herbs, and flavored olive oils for several months now. I tasted most of their products and wanted to take home all of them but opted for the Guanabana spread since it was one of the most unusual.

They don’t have a store or anything yet but you can buy their products online (they deliver) and even put together really nice gift boxes like the ones pictured above and below.

Order by phone or online:

Tel: 812 8047

pedidos@pociones.com

Or friend them on Facebook (Pociones para buen comer) to see what event they’ll be participating in next.

The second find was a company called Btá Capital. They make touristy stuff but really nice, cool touristy stuff. The kind of t-shirts and key chains you would actually use and not be embarrassed about.

We bought some magnets for our fridge with the emblematic boards that are displayed in the front window of Bogotá’s buses. These colorful tablets tell you where the bus is going – and will probably become extinct when the new transportation system starts working – if it ever starts working.

You can find these products in several locations:

La Casona del Museo (downtown near the Gold Museum)

Calle 26 # 5-24 1st floor

Usaquén Flea market on Sundays and holidays from 10 am – 5:30 pm.

Btá Capital is also on Facebook.

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Bogotá Bike Tours: Ride, See, Learn and Taste

Last year when my sister came to Colombia for her yearly visit from China, I was trying to think of something different to do with her and her kids (9 and 6 years old at the time). Suddenly I remembered Mike and his Bogotá Bike Tours in La Candelaria, the historic center of Bogotá. I’d been wanting to take the tour and this was my chance.

I mentioned it to my sister and she agreed that it sounded like an excellent adventure for a day. It turned out to be something which I now recommend most visitors, if not all, should have on their to-do list. Even locals would benefit from getting to know their city a little better.

We arrived at around 10am for the guided tour which departs daily. The process of choosing the right bike and helmet, organizing ourselves, and signing consent forms took a while but soon enough we were rolling down the street.

Mike (a journalist from the U.S. who started the Bogotá Bike Tours almost four years ago) provides a well-rounded tour, making sure to include even the “…scars of the nation’s long, drug-fueled armed conflict”. I think it’s important for everyone to see these things – it is reality, after all. Tourists, and even locals like us, can get a unique glimpse of  the city’s past and present, learn more about Colombia’s illegal armed groups and their violence and drug trafficking that crippled the country for decades, and how progress is now being made.

On a lighter note and aside from Colombian history and current events, Mike loves introducing tour-goers to the wonderful array of foods in Colombia, particularly the fruits and vegetables which are available year round. A visit to at least one market is mandatory on every tour.

On our tour (because not all tours visit the same places) we first came across ants, big-ass ants (hormigas culonas), a delicacy from the Department of Santander. We bought some from a street vendor in the Plaza de Bolívar and my nephew and some of the other gringos had a taste. I think it’s the kind of thing you try once and leave it at that, unless you’ve grown up eating them and just love that indescribable anty taste.

Later on we arrived at the San Victorino Plaza where we got pictures holding huge guanabanas (soursop) and drank fresh tangerine juice and salpicón. There was also the well-known llama which my niece and nephew recognized from their visit the previous year. His bottom-front teeth stick out just a touch, making him unforgettable.

Our next stop was a little fruit market just a few streets from the Gold Museum called Mercado Las Nieves. Here we got a taste of mangosteen, tomate de árbol, lulo, uchuvas and a whole variety of other tropical fruits. I never get over seeing the wonder and surprise and happiness in the eyes of tourists when they taste some of these fruits for the first time. It makes me happy and reminds me that we in Colombia are so lucky to have these fruits available all the time.

Our final food stop came at the Parque Nacional where we ate mazorca (corn on the cob), empanadas, more salpicón and other typical day-at-the-park snacks. The bike tour continued to a free concert being held at the Parque Simón Bolivar, but since we were with the kids, we decided to call it a day. We rode back to Café-Bici, dropped off our bikes and went to lunch in La Macarena

The tour really was a lot of fun as well as eye-opening which made it more than just a fluffy touristy thing. True, some parts of the ride had our nerves on edge. Riding through certain neighborhoods was interesting –  areas that you are generally warned about to be careful, grab your things, and try to blend in. Well, the locals looked at us like animals in a zoo, riding bikes no less, so we weren’t exactly blending in, but I never felt threatened.

You’ll find all the information you need at the Bogotá Bike Tours webpage. I’m having a friend visit me next month and a bike tour is definitely high on the list of things to do.

Bogotá Bike Tours @ the Café-Bici

Carrera 3 #12-72 (La Candelaria)

Phone: +57 (1) 281-9924

E-mail: bogotabiketours (at)gmail (dot) com


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